The Seinfeld Chronicles (Pilot) The very first episode. Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation. Male-Unbonding Episode 2 Jerry tries to "break up" with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him. The Stake Out Episode 3 Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can "casually" bump into her. The Robbery Episode 4 Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerry's place. Things are further complicated when George decides he wants the new place too. The Stock Tip Episode 5 After George receives a stock tip he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend's cats. Meanwhile Jerry's weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.
The Ex-Girlfriend Episode 1 Jerry begins seeing George's ex Marlene but George is more annoyed that Jerry went behind his back to pay the balance of a bogus chiropractor bill. Marlene breaks-up with Jerry because she doesn't like his comedy act. The Pony Remark Episode 2 Jerry inadvertently offends his elderly relative by saying he hates people who had ponies growing up. The woman dies before Jerry can clear the air. Jerry is torn between attending her funeral and playing in a championship softball game. The Busboy Episode 3 During the gang's meal at a restaurant a busboy is fired and George seems to blame. Kramer helps George try to make things right with the busboy while Elaine faces the reality of having a boyfriend visit for a week. The Baby Shower Episode 4 Elaine throws a baby shower in Jerry's apartment. George plots revenge on the guest of honour. Kramer talks Jerry into getting illegal cable but the installers end up crashing the baby shower. The Jacket Episode 5 Jerry wears his expensive new suede jacket to meet Elaine's intimidating novelist father. When snow begins to fall Jerry plans to protect the suede by turning the jacket inside out revealing a pink candy-striped lining much to the dismay of Mr. Benes. The Chinese Restaurant Episode 6 Before seeing the classic B-movie Plan 9 From Outer Space Jerry Elaine and George decide to get dinner without reservations at a Chinese restaurant. They spend the next thirty minutes trying to get seated by the enigmatic maitre'd. The Phone Message Episode 7 Paranoid because his new girlfriend hasn't returned his call George leaves a series of progressively nasty phone messages on her answering machine. When he learns she's out of town George enlists Jerry to help him steal the message tape.